@MartaEffing: I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you.
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@robdelaney: Need special medicine for our son’s kidneys but we can’t afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(
@MichaelGoffLA: "Engagement" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
@TellingTellers: An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything.