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@MartaEffing: I laid my tired head down on my pillow & saw the most terrifying thing I could possibly imagine:
My phone.
On my dresser.
Across the room.

I laid my tired head down on my pillow & saw the most terrifying thing I could possibly imagine: 
My phone.
On my dresser. 
Across the room.

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