@Msummerslowe: I laughed at this way too hard.
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@KentWGraham: My wife is not buying that Russians hacked my phone and texted that her mother is an overbearing windbag with no sense of boundaries.
@RoosterMustache: HER: I love sweater weather ME: *holding up an umbrella to protect us from falling sweaters* It's that time of year again already?!
@omerwahaj: The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8.
@annoyingyang_: Loan debt forgiveness is a state of mind. I forgave myself for borrowing that much, and I am now healed. I hope my loan servicers stop living in the past.