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@SukaBlunt: I learned 2 things at least when I was married

1. Always passcode lock your phone
2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen

I learned 2 things at least when I was married

1. Always passcode lock your phone
2. Don’t use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen

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