@Jake_Vig: I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons.
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@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
@BassoonJokes: RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was "layla"
@murrman5: "fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"