@cuntrystronggal: "I like cooking my family and my pets." Use commas. Don't be a psycho.
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@vladchoc: Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities.
@callie_cakes: Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't "get" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It.
@SteveSuckington: "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports