@cuntrystronggal: "I like cooking my family and my pets." Use commas. Don't be a psycho.
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@_wangwe: Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door.
@LuvPug: My dog is disabled so I have to hold him up when he pees. Long story short, I'm getting really good at writing my name in the snow.
@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...
@RubenWriter: The rain is starting to worry me. I'm afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark.