@MasterOfFury: i like dropping off a tweet to FB & watch as everyone cautiously forms a circle around it, looking confused while prodding it with a stick.
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@EndhooS: Cool puppy. What's his name? "Patches" Aww, that's a cute name. Because he has those spots? "Nah...it's cause he's trying to quit smoking"
@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
@SoWeirditsCool: Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete.
@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...