@novicefather: I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit.
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@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"
@daplusk: My doctor told me exercise will add years to my life. It's true. I just did 10 push ups and feel like i'm 80
@Julescoop: The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him.