@novicefather: I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit.
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@ghostkrogh: a lot of ppl don't kno that the 50 stars on the american flag represent how many stars there are in the sky
@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.
@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
@RandomAntics: My yoga instructor said "sometimes not moving is the hardest thing for us to do," and I started laughing so hard I had to excuse myself.