@longwall26: I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah, hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh.
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@AimeeHelene1: *slowly walking* *sees kid out of corner of my eye* Me: *walks faster* Kid: *walks faster* Me: *running at the swings, screaming* MIIIIIINE!
@EyeSeeYou619: Having a bummer day? Here's an out of context Spider-man comic book scene that made me laugh.
@SaraMansford: Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked.