@copymama: You: Artfully arranges flowers in vase so the room looks nice
Me: Artfully arranges garbage in trash so the kids don't see what I threw out
@Reverend_Scott: [Wonder Woman shows up]
Superman: Is she with you?
Batman: I thought she was with you?
Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today
@ObscureGent: The thought of two people colliding mid air while looking at their phones is the main reason I wish that humans could fly.
@LMHPhotog: Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
@Laser_Cat: Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.
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