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@Goofpoops: I like my coffee like I like my women.
Not banging my friends.
@carlyken: Friend apologizes for mess.
Friend has immaculate house.
Open her closet.
Out comes 78 books, a piano and a gentleman squirrel in a top hat.
@PyrBliss: Not having any friends means I'm always the pretty one.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
@FRANKSTALICIOUS: Loneliness can make you do some strange people.
@VaguelyFunnyDan: A gorgeous woman's been staring me down from across this cafe for an hour. The wildly handsome man directly behind me must be super jealous.