@JT_IV_: I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
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@JamesHavoc: Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away.
@Brentweets: I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular
@UncleDuke1969: *climbs into windowless van* *puts on "Free Hugs" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*
@Izianikapani: Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs.