@JT_IV_: I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently.
@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.
@ramjitsingh_: It's bad when you accidentally tell a 9 year-old child, "Stay in drugs, don't do school" in a serious tone.