@NoogsCorner: I like running up to kids, punching a puppy in the face and screaming "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" And that's my long-term solution to religion.
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@Adam14: Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards.
@better_off_dad: I can't believe they get women to pay so much for those boots & can't even spell 'Ugly' right...
@mattingebretson: As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say "please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"
@daveexplosm: If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4