@NoogsCorner: I like running up to kids, punching a puppy in the face and screaming "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" And that's my long-term solution to religion.
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@SamuelHLowe: She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream.
@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.