@cloudypianos: I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere.
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@OhHiAlyPie: Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT
@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.