@cloudypianos: I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere.
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@Buttija: Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera.
@ashlar36: I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."
@causticbob: I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it.