@cloudypianos: I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere.
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@Pirate_nurse: In my defense I told him it was my cheat day and I didn't understand why he brought home cupcakes and not Juan from the gym
@aka_fatman: Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid.
@CherBear162: I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with.