@rebrafsim: Dracula: I vant to suck your blood Me: well technically, no -- you don't suck what you're drinking. You want to suck my NECK Dracula: vhoa

@jaibashman: shaking hands is weird, it's like "hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"

@2tickytacky: Lemon is supposedly a good diuretic. I ate a quart of lemon pudding and nothing is happening.

@FuzzyPimple: According to facebook it is my wife's birthday.

@rosegoldram: this is so top tier i cant