@WritePlay: I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship.
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@seriouslyemily: This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.
@BareChesty: Sorry I'm late, there was an octopus throwing pies at me so I was literally... Occupied
@LoveNLunchmeat: No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard.