@Swishergirl24: I like to drink while I clean and that's how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
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@AngrEdmontonian: *puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel
@AnOrangeSNES: If you're out of wallpaper, you can always resort to using a few rolls of duct tape for that nice silver look.
@Kyle_Lippert: My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography. I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that.
@trevso_electric: Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%