@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
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@skullmandible: nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws
@UncleDuke1969: Brain: You've got ONE shot at this. Me: Ready. Brain: Go talk to her. "YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?" Brain: Magical!
@Darlainky: My daughter showed me a beautiful handmade wind chime project on Pinterest. I told her, "I don't know who you think I am right now."
@Izianikapani: Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented.