@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
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@flashember: COP: someone's been cutting everyone's christmas lights but not yours ME: i have no idea why a crustacean- i mean person would do that [my pet lobster Susan slowly puts her big pincer behind her back]
@HockeyGoddess24: I have the bible on my iPod (stop laughing!) and it just had an update. Now I'm really confused .....
@ThisOneSayz: *orders large pizza* *opens box* "Let's do this...wait" "Safety first," I whisper as I unbutton my jeans.
@several_sins: I moved out of my parents house so I could have sex whenever I wanted, I had no idea it would always be with myself.