@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@browneyegirl9: My boyfriend asked for a dirty pic last night, I was able to get my whole kitchen in the shot. That should last him a while! He's so weird.
@IvoryGazelle: Judge: We only asked you to state your name. James Loves Murder: I said I plead the 5th!