@HysteriaBarbie: I like to put my passengers as ease by pointing out where all the airbags are. Ending the safety message with "Just in case I crash again"
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@WheelTod: I saw the best minds of my generation rattling in pickle jars in formaldehyde as the cops beat down the door into my basement.
@OfficeofSteve: I always leave my vehicles gas on empty because I want thiefs to be as pissed off as my wife
@pleatedjeans: [tries to eject CD 5 mins into space mission] Houston we have a problem I KNOW U CHEATED W/MY WIFE TOM ENJOY 12 YRS OF SMASH MOUTH U PRICK