@Tbone7219: I like to reassure my girlfriend that even though I don't have big muscles she is always safe with me cause I'm a really loud screamer.
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@generaldietz: son: dad sing me a song me: alright *clears throat* SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS wife from the other room: JEANS me: BOOTS WITH THE FUR wife: *shows up, grabs both door handles and drops it low* WITH THE FUR me: THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HER
@KalvinMacleod: I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place