@Tbone7219: I like to reassure my girlfriend that even though I don't have big muscles she is always safe with me cause I'm a really loud screamer.
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@bombsydoll: Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids
@MiddleageM: Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet
@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.
@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.