@Storminika: I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, "don't do this"
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@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
@thenatewolf: *sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers
@marebytes: Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth