@sweetg35: I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????
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@Mr_Kapowski: Fun Prank: If someone leaves their car windows cracked cause it's hot outside, start slipping unwrapped Kraft Singles in their car
@Nickadoo: "I just died in your arms" sounds much more romantic than "You're holding a dead body."
@FilthyRichmond: People are so nosy, always asking me what I just injected into their neck. Don't worry about it!
@SadieSkyNinja: [if my cat tweeted] When "over 38" is sad and missing her boyfriend, I try and cheer her up by peeing on her shoes and puking on her phone.