@FriedWords: I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me.
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@daemonic3: Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
@i_eat_fruit: COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who’s there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no
@AndyRichter: Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior