@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
@_UltimateTwit: Like most parents, my wife and I love to proudly watch our beautiful little daughter whilst she sleeps.
Freaks her husband out though.
@BGH70: Who decided to call them "children", and not 'snot machines'.
@ryan_rachryan80: I regret to inform you that I've had better lays from a bag of chips.
@teddywah: Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious.