@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
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@CroweJam: My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again.
@Rollinintheseat: My newly married friend begins most sentences with, "My husband said." My go to response is, "My dogs haven't said much today."