@Carbosly: I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans.
I find it lightens the mood.
@dxblarssonENG: Stupid cats stealing all our women.
@AmnesiaRose: *gets stabbed
"Omg that knife was clean right??"
@caroline_umc: Ever been so completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some?
Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid.
@shkeeber: I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility.