@StellaRtwot: I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say "You're tired I should go."
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@tacsanitchiban: Old friend: Wow! When the hell did you grow a beard? Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.
@Alex_N_Chains: I think it's fair to question whether or not Barack Obama is an American. I mean, look at him. He's awfully thin...