@StellaRtwot: I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say "You're tired I should go."
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@SamGrittner: The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana.
@TheMichaelRock: If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn't 25 years of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?
@GlumGeorgeLucas: I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."
@theedgeofchris: Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.