@steveolivas: I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.
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@mydanimarie: Guns don't kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people.
@Bizarro_Mark: 5 and I are playing "guess the number I'm thinking of" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!
@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too
@mjkspeaks: [arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer.