@steveolivas: I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.
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@FatherWithTwins: I forgot my phone... 2005: I don't need to be that accessible 2010: Let's make this a short trip 2015: OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
@Diversion50: I was on a search party in the forest last night. Bit of a boring party. We found a dead guy though.