@steveolivas: I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.
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@LoriLuvsShoes: So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, "that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"
@tarashoe: i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup
@PanicRestroom: It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs
@robdelaney: Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis.