@meaganbb1: I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!
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@mompsychologist: Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now.
@juliussharpe: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.
@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.