@bridger_w: I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"
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@IamEnidColeslaw: may your fathers prosper. may your friends be uglier than you. may your exes get food poisoning
@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.
@sammyrhodes: Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret.