@BradBroaddus: I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.
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@TheAlexNevil: Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT
@13spencer: “If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-“ *interrupting* haha, he said prick
@michaeldyllan: Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.
@thenatewolf: I saw an old couple sharing a newspaper and was like "oh wow maybe marriage is cool" and then the lady said "STOP BREATHING ON ME"