@zachreinert03: I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me
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@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword
@AristotlesNZ: Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch.
@OldUncleDaveO: I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson.
@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.