@JimmerThatisAll: I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals.
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@mattZillaaaa: My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like "no, I went out last night"
@WildeThingy: Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility
@RorynotRoy: It's annoying how mirrors are always all like, "Hey, c'mere. I wanna show you something gross about you."
@meatlobes: *im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*