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@GrabTheWEness: I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how.
Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call.

I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how.
Not right now, though. I’m waiting for my meth dealer to call.

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