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@weinerdog4life: I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident.
@TheBeerGuy73: Nice try, operating instructions. Nice try.
I've got this.
*grabs a hammer*
@PajamaStew: "How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?"
- Not in a kids movie, dude.
"Ok, but it's puppy skin?"
- Oh, then YES!
@bendymommy: Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else.
@DecantAndPour: I lost a very close friend and drinking buddy last week.
She got her finger caught in a wedding ring.
@AcceptableLoses: Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that.