@TawaNicolas: I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me.
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@KalvinMacleod: 911 what's the emergency "Please help, I made too much spaghetti" Relax sir, we've all been th—*spaghetti starts coming out of the phone*
@AmishPornStar1: Go ahead, make fun of my cargo shorts But we'll see who's laughing when you need a corkscrew, life raft, pillow or an extra tuna sandwich.