@Brianhopecomedy: I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it. I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell.
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@xmasape: If Michaels doesn't come strong with a "Hobby Lobby supports ISIS" campaign then they're just not ruthless enough to survive in Big Craft
@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.