@_ElvishPresley_: [MIDNIGHT TRAIN STATION]
ME: one ticket, please
TICKET SALESMAN: sure, where to?
ME: *looks at camera* anywhere
TICKET SALESMAN: where tho
@barkingtrees: [examining human DNA]
Okay, that's one twisted step ladder.
@Phook75: A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who reply to a text message with a phone call
@Petote: Be a firefighter they said,
Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said,
Youre misinformed they said,
We're calling the police they said
@KKAlThani: Kristen Stewart always looks like she just found out she was adopted.
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