@peteholmez: "I love all quilts, regardless of quality." - blanket statement
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@lawyerthoughts: Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around "the law". Judges don't like it.
@AskAuntieEm1: I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom.
@TheKenyan_: Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?