@1followernodad: I love babies cause they just cry upon waking up and it's so honest
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@agathagotstoned: May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie
@Just_A_Guy72: NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter. I call bullshit. After logging on, most of us aren't motivated enough to get dressed
@Mikecanrant: In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say "you throw like a girl".