@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.
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@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles. Was told to "please pull up to the window."
@iwearaonesie: me[holding wife's shirt] Can this go in the dryer? wife:What does it say on the tag? me:Gap wife:The other tag me:Oh wife me:Made in Vietnam
@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven
@KeetPotato: oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? "yes, and?" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?