@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.
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@mattsurely: Why are you even asking me that mom. I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.
@johnfreiler: my friend's apartment building burned down so he's at his parents' and he still won't hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET
@EvilHarpy: Man at the dog park: Who's a good girl? WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL???? Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
@naughtywriter2: I have a friend whose thighs don't touch..I was jealous until a breeze came up..It sounded like a turbo fan in wind tunnel. Small favors.