@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.
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@david8hughes: Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho
@TheMichaelRock: You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands.
@TheBoydP: If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?