@MelissaJoy33: I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!
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@meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like "remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"
@SupernaturaIPic: CAS'S TELEPORTING SKILLS HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
@Sadieisonfire: I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish
@Bob_Janke: old people with oxygen tanks are sneaking away to live in an underwater utopia
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