@DionneMcNutt: I love children, especially when they cry and someone takes them away.
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@ItsAndyRyan: In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right
@GreenishDuck: Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*
@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"
@MythicPicnic: Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.