@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards
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@Cheeseboy22: If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn.
@TwatWaffler69: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
@Barack_and_Joe: When your homie hyped you up to talk to a girl and you look back one last time before risking it all.
@thebeckyard: I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.