@mydmac: I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want.
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@Sickayduh: SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot
@Robert_Beau: I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.