@jegheterbella: I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
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@ObscureGent: Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
@Storminika: I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, "don't do this"
@Reverend_Scott: Witness: I saw the defendant stabbing the victim. Lawyer: Objection! Witness is ugly! Judge: Sustained. Jury will disregard the statement.