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@robdelaney: I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, "people."
@SleazySli: The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion.
@OuterJohn: I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure.
@robdelaney: Maybe if wommen's uteroids weren't such powerful mystery-swamps, the GOP wouldn't have to police them with #light & #K9 units.
@SigneSaysSo: Wanna hear a word I just made up?
@Vodkantots: If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you.