@kcmoore51: I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue.
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@MichaelaOkla: I realize I’m struggling with this phase of my life but in my defense I wasn’t planning on living this long
@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
@thezachmaginnis: My sister told me to "take the spider out" instead of "kill" it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.