@DurtMcHurtt: I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him.
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@thebeckyard: I see you are eating seafood at a midwest Chinese buffet. I, too, like to live dangerously.
@DamienFahey: About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
@dubstep4dads: ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]
@TheCiscoKidder: I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees.