@sixthformpoet: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
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@fuzzlime: Using a cellphone in 90's: "he's prob a drug dealer" Using a payphone today: "he's prob a drug dealer"
@TheRolo: I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.
@WheelTod: If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup.