@QuotingJokes: I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.
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@AnOrangeSNES: [Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures.
@weinerdog4life: No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee
@abbycohenwl: Gramma: When I was your age, a candy bar was a nickel Me: That sounds really hard to swallow