@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them
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@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@iwearaonesie: Cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 The look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless
@bobbiejo448: I don't want to tell you how to run your company, Hostess, but liquidating just as weed becomes legal seems like a bad business decision.
@SteveSuckington: "Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?" -guy who invented ketchup packets